being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on
one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
I want future archeologists to find them
Yes yes I’m into punk rock
That is so punk rock
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
going to bed after watching a scary movie
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
walking into school monday morning like