THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
And now… The weather.
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
That’s how all women should feel about their body.
This is how everyone should feel about their body
best scene ever
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
when your friend comes and brings snacks