PeeWeeJay

surprisebitch:

"people shouldn’t take nudes if they don’t want them leak-"

*steals your phone*

"what the fuck? give me back my phone!"

WELL YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT A PHONE IF YOU DIDN’T WANT IT STOLEN

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock